uncredited easter greeting received via email from a friend's high school girlfriend

9 comments:

Elizabeth said...

If, of course, anyone knows who is responsible for this picture, do let me know so I might give credit where delightfully twisted credit is due.

Leigh said...

Hee! Heeheeheeheehee.

That? Is the best Easter thing I've ever seen. O Canada, eh?

Celeste said...

i wish there were a time machine that would allow us to go back in time and fry fetal versions of most people we know. I would eat britney murphy over easy.

Elizabeth said...

Me, I'd go for Brittany Murphy's mom's fetus - same end effect, less potential disease.

Alison said...

Mmmmm, poached Kathy Hilton fetus. Delicious!

Just think of all the annoying people we could have avoided!

Celeste said...

i actually enjoy Brittany Murphy (thanks for making me look like a spelling idiot, E). I just thought she might be a really tasty egg--I just kinda think her yolk would be really yellow like a farm-fresh organic egg. Remember, as a fetus, she hasnt been exposed to her lifestyle yet. There is just something about her that makes me think she came from a tasty ovary. Like Alec Baldwin seems like he would be a really delicious mustard, no?

Camille C said...

Hilarious.

Anonymous said...

you know, posting other people's email forwards and then not posting for a whole week isn't exactly the best way to keep showing up on gawker, missy....

Elizabeth said...

Maybe if certain coworkers of mine didn't take up so much of my time by talking and whining and monkeying about on chat all day, I'd have more free time to post, anonymous.