for the first time in my life, I deeply regret not being an actor

This may surprise many of you, but people who work in theater often make excellent roommates. And not just because they work nights and give you free tickets to their shows.

Theater professionals make the best roommates because every so often they troll Playbill's job listings and find things like this:

Thank God someone is finally making strides to restore the dignity of the singing, dancing undead in this post-Lestat world. It's about time.

(And Alison, if there's any way you can work on this show, I will love you forever. Even more if you can get me some comps.) (More)